For those who have trouble growing facial hair

Here are some customizable solutions:

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In other news, I'm off on vacation tomorrow. A week in France: visiting the cousin and her daughters, then canoeing the Ardeche with some Good Lord! teammates, and finally competing in Grenoble with Good Lord! And by competing, I mean hanging on the sidelines sans alcohol, because I'm injured and can't drink with the meds. Maybe I'll even have time to squeeze in some writing and finish the WUCC series, but I wouldn't count on it.